We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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