Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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