we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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