So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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