i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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