Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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