i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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