i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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