WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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