Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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