wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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