so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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