He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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