wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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