so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
we're making bets on your personal life
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I stole a fireplace last night.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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