id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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