There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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