well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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