you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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