My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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