Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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