I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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