Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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