What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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