How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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