Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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