so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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