everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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