I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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