On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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