We won't sleep together?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
do nipples grow back?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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