I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Drunk is not a location!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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