I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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