I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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