you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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