i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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