Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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