She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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