my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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