Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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