dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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