Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I think my moral compass just broke
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