I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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