yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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