I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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