I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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