chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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