brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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