so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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