If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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